Midget sex pt 2 tonight
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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