Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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Boobs are out for the taking
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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