I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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