So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
40s are totally the cure
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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