I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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