You're so nebulous sometimes
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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