Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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