This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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