So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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