I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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