After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Randomize
