i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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