would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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