Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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