My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
