All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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