i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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