Dual....:-)
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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