the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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