I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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