Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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