Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i already hear my dad disowning me
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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