I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
What a dumb baby whore.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I am one with the molecules
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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