Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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