So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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