He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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