He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
