whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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