do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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