There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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