She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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