So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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