This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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