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There was a lot of him and a little penis

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it

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(540): View more from Virginia

You'll get a boner for sure

(703): View more from Virginia

Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.

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(425): View more from Washington

He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.

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