Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
