I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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