All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Randomize
