Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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