It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
The ass gains better be worth it
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