Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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