so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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