Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Randomize
