i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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