Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
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My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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