I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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