I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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