but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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