3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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