I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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