Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
