the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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