I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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