why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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