is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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