I look better un-naked...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I enjoy the company of your penis
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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